May 2013
numbless:
don’t be too clingy don’t be such a ‘girl’ be a woman but be hairless like a child
don’t wear skimpy outfits don’t be such a ‘slut’ be modest but take it off when i ask don’t assert yourself don’t be such a ‘bitch’ be nice to me but don’t be a fucking doormat don’t be ignorant don’t be such a ‘bimbo’ be intelligent but don’t argue your opinion with me don’t wear make-up ever don’t be...
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runningellie:
heavytolight:
himchanspenus:
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
True story
living proof right here…
curlingwithmetaphor:
laugh-til-ya-fart:
forevercryingbecausemerlin:
glasslightss:
andrvw:
tumblr has made me completely comfortable w/ some things no one should be comfortable with
#incest #serial killers #sentence fragments
cannibalism
Hailing satan
But especially the sentence fragments…
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doitsuwide-is-on-your-side:
i was looking at the list of Eurovision winners and
norway you combo breaking little shit
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
shoujo manga character: what is this... feeling in my chest?
me: not this shit again
wheelbarrow-full-of-deutschmarks:
njena:
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
hOLY sHIt
This week on Tumblr:
poco-loki:
ANGELS FALLING
STAR TREK
GAY ROMANIAN DUBSTEP DRACULA
JOHN HURT
FUCKING YAHOO
Reblog this if you're older than Google.
come-come-cardinal:
keepcalmandgosurfing:
geekyninja1:
attend-hogwarts:
grrrbarrowman:
skarosoul:
It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.
It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs.
how old is google?
google is 13 today
i-o-u-an-assbutt:
iamaproudsuperwholockian:
counting-to-one-hundred:
APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos”
REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE SO CALLED “HIPSTER BLOGS”
WE ARE MORE THAN JUST FOUL LANGUAGE AND NUDE PHOTOS. WE ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT
Are we?
yes we fucking are...
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So this whole “I’m on break an can now rp more often!” Thing isn’t really working out -_-
221butts:
friendlycloud:
hitlervevo:
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Relevant
fun fact: in the uk you can contact the police by text, but you have to register your phone first (details of how to do so can...
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noelswonderland:
When you can’t sleep well because you’re dreaming about otome games
what has my life come to
